Friday, July 30, 2010

Mutant of the Week: July 30, 2010

It's Mutant Day! In case you're new to the Undead Bar Association Friday posts, we feature Quantum Duck Mutants created by Jesse Garson of EYE iN tHE hAT productions.

And now, this week's mutant, followed by a poem in the mutant's honor:

Dear Cantalope,
We can't elope
Though our love is pure and true.
And I hate to say, "No,honey...don't"
When you yearn for "Honey, do."
It breaks my heart; I look away.
How the melon pleads and begs.
But we can't elope
Dear Cantalope
because you have no legs.

Also, the minister said he won't conduct a marriage ceremony for a melon.

You can view the growing collection of mutants here.

Visit Jesse's Mutant of the Week store here.