And now, this week's mutant, followed by a poem in the mutant's honor:
Dear Cantalope,
We can't elope
Though our love is pure and true.
And I hate to say, "No,honey...don't"
When you yearn for "Honey, do."
It breaks my heart; I look away.
How the melon pleads and begs.
But we can't elope
Dear Cantalope
because you have no legs.
Also, the minister said he won't conduct a marriage ceremony for a melon.
You can view the growing collection of mutants here.
Visit Jesse's Mutant of the Week store here.
