Thank you, Jesse!
And now, without further ado, the Mutant of the Week:

You can see all past Mutants here. Want to bring this week's Mutant home for keeps? Check out the Mutant of the Week store here.
All sale proceeds go to Jesse. That's right, the UBA doesn't profit. So why do we do it? Colorful Mutants and Fridays off. Oh, yeah.